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by Anonymous / 01/18/2013 at 7:26pm / Iceland / Work
Today, as usual, my cat was sleeping on my stomach. I couldn't fall asleep so I delicately picked him up and put him down next to me. He got up, hopped back onto me, gave me a slap and then went back to sleep on my stomach. I didn't dare move all night. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
by goodlord12 / 01/17/2013 at 2:53am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML
by Bella / 01/15/2013 at 1:57pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Abendigo77 / 01/13/2013 at 11:49pm / United States (California) / Animals
by maddiecat / 01/08/2013 at 12:34am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML
by Anonymous / 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm / United States / Love
by preggers / 11/30/2011 at 9:57am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by notinterested / 09/13/2011 at 6:11am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML
by helloitsbrian6969 / 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God"… Today, my husband of 19 years took our children out for dinner, told them he's gay, then sent them… Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven…