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by Hurrikhan / 03/23/2013 at 7:43am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Animals
by howaboutno / 03/14/2013 at 5:02am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I stayed in a hotel near the college I was applying for a scholarship. We were eating breakfast and there were some other applicants in the breakfast room. As we walked away, my mother yelled, "My daughter's gonna get this scholarship so there's no reason for you muddafuckas to show up." FML
by Anonymous / 02/18/2013 at 9:01am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
by Anonymous / 02/18/2013 at 2:09am / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, I went to the market to buy some groceries. Before I got even half-way home, a guy stormed toward me, pulled what looked like a knife, and chased me around the block while screaming that he'd kill me for sleeping with his wife. Nope, still a 15-year-old virgin here. FML
by Anonymous / 02/14/2013 at 4:50pm / Saudi Arabia (Ash Sharqiyah) / Miscellaneous
Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
by Anonymous / 02/14/2013 at 8:18am / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML
by assoutofuandme / 02/14/2013 at 2:39am / United States (California) / Transportation
by Experience / 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML
by Stunned / 02/04/2013 at 4:15am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Miscellaneous
by rani / 02/02/2013 at 5:34pm / Norway (Oslo) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/02/2013 at 9:41am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/27/2013 at 5:44pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
by dynah114 / 01/27/2013 at 2:08pm / Israel (HaMerkaz) / Miscellaneous
by LucidNightmare / 01/27/2013 at 12:38am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by lesson.learned / 01/21/2013 at 4:39pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Love
- Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,…