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Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at my son's school parked, and the driver got out. I basically leaned on my horn and gave her every dirty look in the book. She said nothing but stared at me as she opened the back of her van to unload her child's wheelchair. I'm an asshole. FML
by AHole / 11/21/2012 at 9:03am / United States (North Dakota) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 10/27/2012 at 3:20am / United States / Kids
Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML
by birthday girl / 10/26/2012 at 8:14pm / Australia / Animals
Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassed when she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, "Honey, you are a casserole! You are just delicious, any guy is gonna want you sweetie!" She honestly thought this would work. FML
by Agirl / 10/25/2012 at 7:44pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by bill / 10/24/2012 at 7:14am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML
by Bratty son / 10/23/2012 at 12:25am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML
by bunintheoven / 10/23/2012 at 12:21am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/21/2012 at 1:59am / United States / Animals
Today, I was singing one of my favorite songs in my car while at a red light. A guy made it a point to get my attention and said, "If you're really going to sing that bad, you should probably roll your windows up." FML
by Anonymous / 10/21/2012 at 12:24am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Taco Hell / 10/19/2012 at 2:43am / United States (Ohio) / Work
Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time for me to move on." We've been married for 15 years, and have 3 children. FML
by AbandonedHouseWife / 10/17/2012 at 4:16pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/17/2012 at 6:15am / Australia / Love
Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML
by bargainshopper / 10/16/2012 at 7:28am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Miscellaneous
by Mike / 10/16/2012 at 4:07am / United States / Kids
Today, two girls came up to me on the street and asked if they could take a photo with me for their high school scavenger hunt, because they needed a picture with a stranger. One of the girls shook her head and said to the other, "It needs to be an attractive stranger" and walked away. FML
by notattractiveatall / 10/15/2012 at 6:09pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a… Today, it was my boyfriend and my six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I… Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited,…