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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54313) - you deserved it (5360)

On 05/07/2009 at 8:39am - love - by TrulyYours (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was hanging out with some disabled people at the day-centre where I work. We had the music blasting and were laughing and dancing around. My boss took me aside and said that it wasn't really appropriate for me to mock the clients by imitating their dancing. That's just how I dance. FML

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On 04/18/2009 at 11:34pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text telling me to turn the radio on to a certain station. When I did, there was a talk show on, and the host was ranting about how important it is for women to control themselves and not be emotional. My boyfriend continued texting me, asking if I was listening. FML

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On 04/03/2009 at 12:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, while I was babysitting, the toddler was feeding me banana slices from her tray while I was cutting up clay for her to mold. It was all fine until she shoved something hard and crunchy into my mouth. I immediately spat it out into my hand. It was a dead cricket she found on the floor. FML

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On 03/14/2009 at 10:27pm - misc - by storyofmylife - United States

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

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On 03/01/2009 at 9:14am - kids - by Aliya (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried helping an old lady with her groceries. When I asked if she needed help she smiled. When I took one of her bags she yelled. I didn't know she was deaf. FML

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On 02/03/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by Cob (man) - United States (South Carolina)



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