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by Devon / 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a mumbled conversation with myself in a supermarket aisle about whether or not to buy a bottle of bourbon. Nothing screams "pathetic loser" like an alcoholic in denial having a debate with himself out loud near strangers. FML
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Whatdididowrong? / 05/10/2011 at 1:18am / Kids
Today, I learnt that eating McDonald's, Twisties, Chocolate and popcorn, then regretting it and going to the gym is a bad idea. I discovered how far vomit, on a moving treadmill, can be thrown across a room. FML
by gymgirl / 05/05/2011 at 9:47am / Hong Kong / Health
by nomorexbox / 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm / United States (Georgia) / Geek
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML
by Ouch / 04/25/2011 at 3:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Andrew / 04/20/2011 at 12:31pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by bumpyroad / 04/17/2011 at 10:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML
by bbedlock / 04/16/2011 at 8:35am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…