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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 December 1987 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 467
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About saocrates : Working and going to school full time for MIS degree. Enjoying meeting new people, seeing different places, and trying new things. Love sports (soccer but 3 acl tears has killed that) go Packers and HALA MADRID!, comedy is my favorite movie type, gym 5 days a week.

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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saocrates's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (53173) - you deserved it (7923)

On 12/20/2013 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by zamwow (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Friday 17 October 2014

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