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About saoaot585 : hey people!! I love playing guitar and meeting new people! I'm really into anime and manga! I have 2 olde English bulldogs and I really waña be a chef one day and travel the world!! don't be afraid to dm me i don't bite :)
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I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML
Today, I saw the guy who helped me yesterday when I was lost by telling me which bus to take. He came up to me and asked me how it went. I told him that the bus went the exact opposite way I wanted to go. He laughed and said, "I know." FML
Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML
Wednesday 20 May 2015