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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 January 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 101
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About saoaot585 : hey people!! I love playing guitar and meeting new people! I'm really into anime and manga! I have 2 olde English bulldogs and I really waña be a chef one day and travel the world!! don't be afraid to dm me i don't bite :)

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Today, I was verbally abused by a tourist because neither I nor anyone else in my country can speak "proper English". We're in England - clue's in the name, dipshit. FML

#21009563
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39240) - you deserved it (4008)

On 12/29/2013 at 6:23pm - misc - by Kayak (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I saw the guy who helped me yesterday when I was lost by telling me which bus to take. He came up to me and asked me how it went. I told him that the bus went the exact opposite way I wanted to go. He laughed and said, "I know." FML

Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML

#14035490
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45583) - you deserved it (6344)

On 11/30/2010 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by crushed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML

#7493759
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9389) - you deserved it (37912)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:14am - animals - by S.Bunny (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

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On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)



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