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Today, the captain of my school's girls wrestling team asked me out. I politely declined. She angrily locked me in the trunk of my own car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32851) - you deserved it (5547)

On 02/26/2012 at 1:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom told me that she was selling my favorite thing in the world, my trombone. The only thing that I'm good at is the trombone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31973) - you deserved it (4761)

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