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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 October 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 605
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About sandraw1 : I live in Tromsø, Norway, and yes, totally have a polarbear in my backyard.

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Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31744) - you deserved it (5622)

On 07/24/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by strangely - United States (California)

Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML


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On 07/23/2015 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by stargate25 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was on a hot date. After we finished supper we went back to his place. My stomach started to feel upset so I politely asked where is bathroom was so I could "powder my nose". After ten minutes of agonizing diarrhea, I looked down and noticed he was out of toilet paper. FML


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On 07/16/2011 at 9:18am - misc - by anonymous - Canada

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML


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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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