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About sandraw1 : I live in Tromsø, and yes, totally have a polarbear in my backyard.

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Today, I was on a hot date. After we finished supper we went back to his place. My stomach started to feel upset so I politely asked where is bathroom was so I could "powder my nose". After ten minutes of agonizing diarrhea, I looked down and noticed he was out of toilet paper. FML


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