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sandraw1
  • Town/Country : Tromsø, Norway
  • Title : Miss
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About sandraw1 : I live in Tromsø, and yes, totally have a polarbear in my backyard.

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Today, I was on a hot date. After we finished supper we went back to his place. My stomach started to feel upset so I politely asked where is bathroom was so I could "powder my nose". After ten minutes of agonizing diarrhea, I looked down and noticed he was out of toilet paper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33678) - you deserved it (4170)

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