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About sandraw1 : I live in Tromsø, and yes, totally have a polarbear in my backyard.
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Today, I was on a hot date. After we finished supper we went back to his place. My stomach started to feel upset so I politely asked where is bathroom was so I could "powder my nose". After ten minutes of agonizing diarrhea, I looked down and noticed he was out of toilet paper. FML
Friday 22 May 2015