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Today, I found out my son was selling pot for pesos. We live in New Jersey and have never planned on going to Mexico. FML

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117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37247) - you deserved it (4534)

On 09/30/2014 at 10:30pm - kids - by Potforapeso (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I'm sick with the worst head cold of my life. For some reason whenever I cough, I also fart. Everyone thinks I'm just trying to cover up flatulence with fake coughing. FML

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On 09/26/2014 at 10:46pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35650) - you deserved it (3306)

On 09/26/2014 at 3:13pm - love - by ihateguys (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

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On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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