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Today, my company hired a new guy to help on our project. My boss said that he would shadow me for the whole day so he could learn our system. At the end of the day my boss fired me, handed my company car keys and laptop to my "shadow for the day" right in front of me. My Mom picked me up. FML
by Joey / 02/06/2009 at 5:51pm / United States (California) / Work
by Noname / 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by ruffrider / 02/05/2009 at 9:09am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by seriously?? / 02/04/2009 at 11:06am / United States (Florida) / Transportation
by Noname / 02/04/2009 at 6:23am / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
by SoClose / 02/03/2009 at 9:25am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Noname / 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Bear / 02/01/2009 at 12:38pm / United Kingdom (Reading) / Intimacy
Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML
by Jack / 02/01/2009 at 3:54am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by vidzgrl / 01/28/2009 at 2:51pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by hypebeast / 01/28/2009 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by buddy / 01/26/2009 at 9:58am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I drove to my university to pick up forms and books. When I parked at 2:58 there was 30 mins on the meter. I returned at 3:32 only to find a parking ticket issued at 3:31. The worst part is, the books were not available until next week and I could've got the forms online. FML
by unifail / 01/22/2009 at 5:48am / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Transportation
by Taylor / 01/20/2009 at 3:41pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
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