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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 May 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2182
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my company hired a new guy to help on our project. My boss said that he would shadow me for the whole day so he could learn our system. At the end of the day my boss fired me, handed my company car keys and laptop to my "shadow for the day" right in front of me. My Mom picked me up. FML

#12081
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35441) - you deserved it (2014)

On 02/06/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by Joey (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76552) - you deserved it (16813)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

#9520
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33790) - you deserved it (59010)

On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML

#7793
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31494) - you deserved it (2320)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:06am - misc - by seriously?? - United States (Florida)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19942) - you deserved it (34014)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

#6093
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58933) - you deserved it (4777)

On 02/03/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SoClose (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

#4860
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9207) - you deserved it (52642)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

#4715
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41996) - you deserved it (5153)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Bear - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML

#4463
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59003) - you deserved it (2676)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

#3102
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20891) - you deserved it (4427)

On 01/28/2009 at 2:51pm - love - by vidzgrl - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML

#3026
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6677) - you deserved it (26379)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:00am - misc - by hypebeast - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41061) - you deserved it (9798)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML

#2505
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7215) - you deserved it (30520)

On 01/25/2009 at 7:36am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I drove to my university to pick up forms and books. When I parked at 2:58 there was 30 mins on the meter. I returned at 3:32 only to find a parking ticket issued at 3:31. The worst part is, the books were not available until next week and I could've got the forms online. FML

#2149
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16837) - you deserved it (3783)

On 01/22/2009 at 5:48am - misc - by unifail - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

#1919
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23710) - you deserved it (1647)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:41pm - love - by Taylor - United States (Oklahoma)



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