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by Anonymous / 02/22/2012 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Nanabanana1 / 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 02/01/2012 at 10:01am / United States / Intimacy
by dammit / 02/01/2012 at 3:22am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
by Anonymous / 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm / United States / Love
by Dutchee / 01/23/2012 at 6:27am / Netherlands (Friesland) / Health
Today, I watched The Omen with my father. Halfway through driving me back home, he stopped the car and made me get out right there in a rough part of town. Fifteen minutes later, he drove up beside me, laughed hysterically at how terrified I was, and told me to get in. FML
by Anonymous / 01/20/2012 at 7:55pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
by Ange / 01/15/2012 at 2:34pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
by joeshmoe / 01/15/2012 at 7:52am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML
by fuckparents / 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
by Danny / 01/07/2012 at 5:27am / Australia / Intimacy
by britanyann / 01/05/2012 at 10:45pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm / United States / Intimacy
by blegh / 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by InAnAwkwardSituation / 08/25/2011 at 1:26am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…