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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 654
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About samtheman66 : I am a professional rock climber!

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Today, my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top, he started speaking in a robot voice, then demanded that I call him "the Fuckinator." FML

#19136346
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34148) - you deserved it (4987)

On 02/22/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

#19013163
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34336) - you deserved it (2398)

On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
196 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML

#18966714
87 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 3:22am - misc - by dammit - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

#18935378
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20570) - you deserved it (4265)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

#18888534
147 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I watched The Omen with my father. Halfway through driving me back home, he stopped the car and made me get out right there in a rough part of town. Fifteen minutes later, he drove up beside me, laughed hysterically at how terrified I was, and told me to get in. FML

#18864677
83 comments

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On 01/20/2012 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML

#18815137
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27202) - you deserved it (4567)

On 01/15/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by Ange (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

#18813229
218 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

#18758727
176 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
228 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my 25-year-old boyfriend why we cannot get pet raccoons. This is not the first time we have had this conversation. FML

#18721209
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22423) - you deserved it (5758)

On 01/05/2012 at 10:45pm - animals - by britanyann (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

#18685700
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43585) - you deserved it (7107)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

#18626435
329 comments

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On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I walked in on my new college roommate holding his cock. He said "Hi I'm Jeffrey, and this is Jeffrey junior" while directing attention towards his penis. It's going to be a long semester. FML

#17574583
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34938) - you deserved it (2582)

On 08/25/2011 at 1:26am - intimacy - by InAnAwkwardSituation - United States (New York)



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