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by fucklife / 04/16/2013 at 2:13pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
by ouch / 04/16/2013 at 12:17pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by guess I'm stuck / 04/16/2013 at 3:23am / United States (California) / Love
by wow / 04/15/2013 at 2:36pm / Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City) / Love
by JRLJLS / 04/15/2013 at 5:09am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by twinArmageddon2 / 04/15/2013 at 2:04am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML
by Cupcakes / 04/15/2013 at 1:11am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by lonely / 04/14/2013 at 11:45pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 04/14/2013 at 10:11pm / United States / Love
by NiquetChrome / 04/14/2013 at 7:18pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
by NoPeeGiven / 04/14/2013 at 1:10am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by typical / 04/13/2013 at 7:49pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by ironies a b*tch / 04/13/2013 at 1:04am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
by Snorlax / 04/13/2013 at 12:25am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by it's a wonder I'm not illiterate as fuck / 04/12/2013 at 1:21pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…