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sammylove29's favorite FMLs
by fucklife / 04/16/2013 at 2:13pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
by ouch / 04/16/2013 at 12:17pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by guess I'm stuck / 04/16/2013 at 3:23am / United States (California) / Love
by wow / 04/15/2013 at 2:36pm / Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City) / Love
by JRLJLS / 04/15/2013 at 5:09am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by twinArmageddon2 / 04/15/2013 at 2:04am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML
by Cupcakes / 04/15/2013 at 1:11am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by lonely / 04/14/2013 at 11:45pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 04/14/2013 at 10:11pm / United States / Love
by NiquetChrome / 04/14/2013 at 7:18pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
by NoPeeGiven / 04/14/2013 at 1:10am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by typical / 04/13/2013 at 7:49pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by ironies a b*tch / 04/13/2013 at 1:04am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
by Snorlax / 04/13/2013 at 12:25am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by it's a wonder I'm not illiterate as fuck / 04/12/2013 at 1:21pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…