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Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
by really_now / 04/25/2013 at 8:56pm / United States (Nevada) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 04/24/2013 at 6:29pm / United Kingdom (Gloucestershire) / Love
by awkward O_o / 04/24/2013 at 5:15pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/24/2013 at 2:56pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my husband tried to annoy me by slurping on his almost-finished drink. I yelled at him to knock it off. Later, our daughter told her class that mommy and daddy had been fighting about his drinking during breakfast. FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2013 at 2:49pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by BIGCHEIFAAA / 04/24/2013 at 12:55am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I went to my grandmom's house for an hour or so. When I came home, my boyfriend was on the bed, covered in the sheets and about to cry. Turns out he taped his ballsack to his leg and couldn't get it off because it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and he's 26. FML
by anonymous / 04/23/2013 at 5:07pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my pregnant wife paged my emergency line at work. Thinking she was in serious danger, I raced home and found her hysterically crying. When I asked her what was going on, she replied, "The dogs won't stop barking!" FML
by Anonymous / 04/23/2013 at 7:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Out from Hell / 04/22/2013 at 6:31pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by LesbianHonest / 04/22/2013 at 3:52pm / Canada / Intimacy
by jerk_ex_boyfriend / 04/21/2013 at 9:33am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair all because I refused to have sex with him. Apparently the fact that I gave birth to our twins 10 days ago isn't a good enough reason to turn him down. FML
by loving wife / 04/21/2013 at 6:20am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, in my rush to do my hair and get to work, I managed to trip over my dog, hit my eye on the counter, and sprain my ankle. I arrived at work with a black eye and a painful limp. My boss didn't care, and fired me for showing up late. FML
by Anonymous / 04/21/2013 at 1:07am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 04/21/2013 at 12:11am / United States / Transportation
Today, I realized how tiny my apartment is, when I was able to vacuum from bedroom to bathroom through the living room without switching the power outlet from the one in the kitchen. I pay a fortune to live in this shoebox. FML
by citylife / 04/20/2013 at 4:22pm / United States / Money
- Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm… Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me… Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss my ass" in the middle of a packed…