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by Anonymous / 10/22/2009 at 8:15pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I removed the safety padding from around the trampoline because it seemed useless. This afternoon, I did a backflip, got my hair stuck in the springs, ripped out a chunk of my hair, and face planted it into the brick pavers. FML
by Not-so-good-gymnast / 09/27/2009 at 4:35am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by Ballshurt / 09/07/2009 at 12:57am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/22/2009 at 3:39pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I lost it on my co-workers about how hard I've been working, picking up everyone's slack with no appreciation, and it was clear that I needed to find a job that actually rewarded hard work. As I went to grab my jacket to leave, I saw a cake and gift card for a cruise on the table, from the staff. FML
by Whoops / 06/24/2009 at 4:44pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
by nononame / 03/10/2009 at 12:20am / United States (Louisiana) / Love
by hungry / 02/11/2009 at 7:06pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…