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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 May 1995 (20 years)
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About sammybearbby : hey guys whadddddupp?(:
I'm Samantha, but people tend to call me SammyBear. I'm pretty chill and love talking to new people, message me and we can talk sometime! I'm nice :)
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Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML


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