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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 July 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 823
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About sammyRachelle : I am a quiet, laid back person. I'm in my first year of college, majoring in Social Work, with an emphasis in Counseling. I observe constantly, smile always, and try to be as kind as possible. You never know when your smile is the one thing to brighten someones day.

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Today, both of my grandparents died in a car accident. My Mom and Dad thought it would make me feel better to know they were not my real grandparents, because I'm adopted. FML


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On 12/16/2009 at 2:28am - misc - by barri (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

Today, I received a 4 page letter in the post from a woman telling me she was Alan's wife. She spoke about their wedding in 2004, their two beautiful kids who love their daddy very much (she included pictures), and how much she loves him. Alan is my husband of 7 years. FML


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On 12/09/2009 at 6:47pm - love - by _RobotInDisguise (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I went to the ice cream shop after dinner. I am deathly allergic to nuts so I picked the vanilla. I take one bite and feel something crunchy, and see what I thought was an almond in the cup. I spit out the icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroach. FML


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On 12/08/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML


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On 12/04/2009 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML


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On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML


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On 04/05/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by oops (man) - United States (Illinois)

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