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About sammyRachelle : I am a quiet, laid back person. I'm in my first year of college, majoring in Social Work, with an emphasis in Counseling. I observe constantly, smile always, and try to be as kind as possible. You never know when your smile is the one thing to brighten someones day.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I received a 4 page letter in the post from a woman telling me she was Alan's wife. She spoke about their wedding in 2004, their two beautiful kids who love their daddy very much (she included pictures), and how much she loves him. Alan is my husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I went to the ice cream shop after dinner. I am deathly allergic to nuts so I picked the vanilla. I take one bite and feel something crunchy, and see what I thought was an almond in the cup. I spit out the icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroach. FML
Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML
Friday 22 May 2015