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sammyA1
  • Town/Country : olivehurst/yuba city, cali
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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 May 1991 (22 years)
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Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10501) - you deserved it (70122)

On 06/20/2009 at 7:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44615) - you deserved it (9871)

On 06/20/2009 at 4:02am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found a note on my door that said "You're the sexiest person I've ever stalked". Later, I found another note that said "Sorry, that was meant for your roommate. You aren't my type." Not even a creepy stalker thinks I'm attractive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39128) - you deserved it (2387)

On 06/19/2009 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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