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sammyA1

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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 May 1991 (25 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 461
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:58pm<b>katelynmarie</b> - the 06/27/2009 at 12:29am<b>ururu_sama</b> - the 06/24/2009 at 10:20pm<b>NoneofyourBizz</b> - the 06/23/2009 at 11:50pm<b>vaishr</b> - the 06/23/2009 at 6:01pm<b>Zenma</b> - the 06/21/2009 at 7:40pm

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sammyA1's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

by Anonymous / 06/20/2009 at 7:13am / Switzerland (Bern) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML

by Anonymous / 06/20/2009 at 4:02am / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, I found a note on my door that said "You're the sexiest person I've ever stalked". Later, I found another note that said "Sorry, that was meant for your roommate. You aren't my type." Not even a creepy stalker thinks I'm attractive. FML

by Anonymous / 06/19/2009 at 8:28pm / United States (Maryland) / Love