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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 May 1991 (24 years)
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Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

#3055426
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14647) - you deserved it (91252)

On 06/20/2009 at 7:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML

#3053802
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52029) - you deserved it (11792)

On 06/20/2009 at 4:02am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found a note on my door that said "You're the sexiest person I've ever stalked". Later, I found another note that said "Sorry, that was meant for your roommate. You aren't my type." Not even a creepy stalker thinks I'm attractive. FML

#3041162
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46939) - you deserved it (3471)

On 06/19/2009 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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