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  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 September 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4272
  • Number of comments : 116
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sammy92 : Well I\'m a pro dancer...um... Just ask lol XD

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Today, I was trying to get my car out of my boyfriend's apartment garage but couldn't. Why? Because somebody decided to park in front if the garage door and have sex. Complete with steamed windows and loud noises. FML

#7771404
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I agree, your life sucks (17058) - you deserved it (2283)

On 02/01/2010 at 2:31am - intimacy - by ocroyalty (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6872) - you deserved it (64592)

On 01/23/2010 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by MackeyBoy (man) - United Kingdom



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