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About sammy1021 : I hope one day I love something the way women in commercials love yogurt
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.
What'cha looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015