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sammy1021

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sammy1021

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 October 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1050
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sammy1021 : I hope one day I love something the way women in commercials love yogurt

sammy1021's page activity

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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sammy1021's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband confessed that when he's angry with me, he uses my makeup sponge to apply his hemorrhoid cream. FML

#21336401
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34063) - you deserved it (3925)

On 01/13/2015 at 12:42pm - love - by Maiar (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I found my 6 year old daughter upstairs lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving "the carpet a haircut." FML

#21221737
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35269) - you deserved it (4594)

On 07/27/2014 at 1:51am - kids - by ... (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML

#21208053
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50246) - you deserved it (5354)

On 07/13/2014 at 4:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML

#21196202
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46216) - you deserved it (26306)

On 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm - intimacy - by boob sisters (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

#21063366
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23564) - you deserved it (40660)

On 02/17/2014 at 12:43pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML

#21048056
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39643) - you deserved it (8067)

On 02/02/2014 at 11:53am - misc - by deargodthepain (man) - United States

Today, my Axe shampoo, body wash, and deodorant finally did their job: they got a girl to notice me. Too bad the girl was my grandma. FML

#21047196
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37604) - you deserved it (12678)

On 02/01/2014 at 1:37pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, for the first time in years, I broke down in tears, over a Hallmark commercial. FML

#18157234
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23010) - you deserved it (6325)

On 11/04/2011 at 3:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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