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About sammy1021 : This is really intimidating I shall carry on. Well, if you couldn't already tell I'm the "John Green" of bios... I love reading FML's while jamming out to any music that catches my mood that day. If you'd like to know any thing else about the person who happens to be "sammy1021" give it a shot :) Have a wonderful day FML'ers!
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML
Friday 1 August 2014