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sammisweets93
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  • Number of visits : 333
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About sammisweets93 : I live the life of having never had a FML published.

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Visits<b>Mons</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 3:30pm<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 9:21am<b>edmunson</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 11:04pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 8:49pm<b>jslaton91</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 4:32pm<b>pickle682</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 1:33am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 12:14am<b>spqrjab</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 10:51pm<b>pks2014</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 8:13pm<b>MountAndDoIt</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 12:11pm<b>Whiplash169</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 9:33am<b>born_hustla</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 9:08am<b>pred8885</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 8:11am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 7:22am<b>yowussupdood</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 12:38am<b>firefighterbee</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 5:43pm<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 4:46am<b>Tenker</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 2:12am

Fucked!<b>jslaton91</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 10:32pm<b>pks2014</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 3:21am<b>Mons</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 9:44pm<b>pred8885</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 2:12pm<b>s1s1</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 5:39pm<b>Tenker</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 6:29am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 7:04pm<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 1:08pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 4:07am<b>JusstJef</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 3:13pm<b>0mysteriousman0</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 8:17am<b>Much2Much4U</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 5:26am<b>schreibergx93</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 11:27pm<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 11:06pm<b>edmunson</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 1:06am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 10:32am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 6:08am

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sammisweets93's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML

by imnotacheateryouimmaturefuck / 11/26/2012 at 8:41pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML

by dumping time / 11/25/2012 at 5:38pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Love

Today, an hour after having been turned down for sex, I walked in on my wife fingering herself to a copy of War and Peace. FML

by Anonymous / 11/25/2012 at 4:34pm / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Intimacy

Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML

by Anonymous / 11/14/2012 at 4:28pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

Today, I bought an $80, "invincible" phone case. One test drop later, my phone had turned into an expensive paperweight. FML

by bummed and broke / 11/13/2012 at 1:24pm / United States / Money

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

by Anonymous / 11/13/2012 at 6:34am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

by Anonymous / 01/03/2012 at 12:32am / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "radiance ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "radiance ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML

by takinabreak / 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I stuffed my buttcrack with toilet paper right before my job interview because I tend to sweat there a lot and was wearing a white skirt. I went to the bathroom afterward to take it out but it wasn't there anymore. It could have only gone up two places. FML

by wtf / 02/02/2009 at 10:28pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

by carrie / 01/13/2009 at 1:41am / Algeria / Miscellaneous