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sammii19
  • Town/Country : houston, texas
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 April 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 187
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About sammii19 : my names sammii im 18 years old and im pretty chill have fun hanging with friends on the lake or at the pool put me close to water and im happy :]

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Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32891) - you deserved it (5253)

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