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Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
by Anonymous / 06/06/2014 at 6:44pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love
by SE011194 / 05/24/2014 at 2:14am / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML
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by bambam / 05/12/2014 at 12:01pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/11/2014 at 8:14pm / New Zealand (Hawke's Bay) / Love
by Wowthanks / 05/04/2014 at 8:13pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
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