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sammieshortcake
  • Town/Country : Arkansas, America
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 August 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 995
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About sammieshortcake : I'm a 27 year old mother and wife. I have a photography business but mostly just a stay at home Mom. I love cheesy jokes, such as my favorite:

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

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Today, I was talking to my husband about our favorite TV show, when he took my face in his hands and sweetly whispered, "You're so pretty. Why must you ruin it with words?" FML

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