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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 August 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1386
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About sammieshortcake : I'm a 28 year old mother and wife. I love cheesy jokes, here's my two favorites:

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle!

:)

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Today, I was talking to my husband about our favorite TV show, when he took my face in his hands and sweetly whispered, "You're so pretty. Why must you ruin it with words?" FML

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