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About sammieshortcake : I'm a 28 year old mother and wife. I love cheesy jokes, here's my two favorites:
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Friday 17 April 2015