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sammieg17's favorite FMLs

Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML


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On 03/10/2012 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML


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On 12/13/2011 at 7:26am - love - by reallyman__639 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML


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On 12/07/2011 at 6:35am - health - by cuppycakeslove - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML


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On 11/08/2011 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by explainer (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML


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On 11/04/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML


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On 11/14/2010 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML


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On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML


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On 01/20/2010 at 1:17am - intimacy - by ilovesocks (woman) - United States (New York)

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