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by Anonymous / 03/10/2012 at 9:20am / United States (New Mexico) / Love
by reallyman__639 / 12/13/2011 at 7:26am / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
by cuppycakeslove / 12/07/2011 at 6:35am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by explainer / 11/08/2011 at 12:54pm / South Africa (Gauteng) / Intimacy
Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML
by Anonymous / 11/04/2011 at 9:21pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 11/14/2010 at 4:42am / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/13/2010 at 8:43am / United Kingdom (London) / Work
Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML
by ilovesocks / 01/20/2010 at 1:17am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
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