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Today , I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance , so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in mah drection , so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts , and the next thing I know , I'm running for mah life from three bald , shrtless , six-packed thugs. FML
Today, I trid on the new dress I bought 4 myself!! I, 4 once, thought I lookd pretty all right!! I askd mah dog, ( How do I look? ) and she threw up on mah pillow!! My brother can't stop laughing!! FML
Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML
Friday 27 March 2015