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Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

#18021028 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (16939) - you deserved it (13535)

On 10/19/2011 at 1:38am - work - by derbyboy - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

#17153294 (308)

I agree, your life sucks (35283) - you deserved it (2776)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Cinnamon (man) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend of two years. He randomly asked me to turn off my webcam. I asked why, and he said to just trust him. Turns out it was because he didn't want to see my face as he broke up with me. FML

#17125458 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (33353) - you deserved it (1893)

On 07/15/2011 at 6:21pm - love - by emily - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML

#15929536 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (10601) - you deserved it (5105)

On 04/26/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by magicman - Canada (British Columbia)



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