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sammatthews2007
  • Town/Country : Chapel Thrill, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 April 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 3340
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he leaves. I waited 5, in the card it said "it's not working out, but here's 20$". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50846) - you deserved it (2394)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by blah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (876) - you deserved it (17112)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by maxthndr (man) - United States