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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 April 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3577
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59924) - you deserved it (3286)

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