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Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35272) - you deserved it (4122)

On 05/13/2013 at 1:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I spent hours crafting a tiara to look like the princess from my boyfriend's favourite game series, Zelda. I sent him a picture of me wearing it, and got the reply: "Sure, that's nice, but you'd be better as Majora." FML

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On 09/19/2012 at 1:25pm - love - by MT (woman) - Finland



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