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by sammarli530 / 05/29/2013 at 12:24pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
by Anonymous / 05/13/2013 at 1:02am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I spent hours crafting a tiara to look like the princess from my boyfriend's favourite game series, Zelda. I sent him a picture of me wearing it, and got the reply: "Sure, that's nice, but you'd be better as Majora." FML
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