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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 January 1998 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About samm12099 : I like long walks on the beach and romantic unicorn rides.
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Today, I confided to my grandma that I'm suffering from depression and I feel like a burden to everyone. She replied that her grandpa used to suffer from depression too, but that he'd cured himself in the end, namely by committing suicide. Thanks, grandma, thanks. FML


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On 08/01/2014 at 4:09pm - health - by lacieQ (woman) - Canada

Today, my idiot sister had to have her aged dog put down, then she posts on MY Facebook page, "RIP, Buddy, we'll miss you." My adult children and most of my friends thought I died. FML


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On 05/19/2014 at 10:38pm - misc - by SmittyJA24 - United States (Idaho)

Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML


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On 05/12/2014 at 12:01pm - love - by bambam - United States (Texas)

Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole. I located where it was by following the chirping and scratching sounds, and drilled a hole to get it out. I pulled out the drill, only to find the drill bit bloody. Suddenly, no more chirps. FML


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On 05/05/2014 at 5:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML


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On 07/15/2012 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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