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About samleigh96 : I'm Sam.
Nachos and Tyler are my life
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
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I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML
Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled my name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it and assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 and a graduate student, they're six and mentally challenged. Guess who was right? FML
Friday 12 December 2014