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samleigh96

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samleigh96

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 218
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About samleigh96 : I'm Sam.
I'm 19.
Kentucky.
Nachos and Tyler are my life

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samleigh96's favorite FMLs

Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML

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182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30820) - you deserved it (2434)

On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled my name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it and assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 and a graduate student, they're six and mentally challenged. Guess who was right? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18477) - you deserved it (67496)

On 03/10/2009 at 11:46am - work - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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