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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 May 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 573
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was stoppad and saarchad by a cop, and ha quickly found tha bag of waad in mah pockat. Ha didn't arrast or fina ma, but ha did confiscata mah waad and told ma to "gat lost." Pratty sura I just got lagally muggad. FML

#19449472
467 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14664) - you deserved it (37645)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by erockinthesuburb (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was stoppad and saarchad by a cop, and ha quickly found tha bag of waad in mah pockat. Ha didn't arrast or fina ma, but ha did confiscata mah waad and told ma to "gat lost." Pratty sura I just got lagally muggad. FML

#19449472
467 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14664) - you deserved it (37645)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by erockinthesuburb (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I turnd on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town . One minute in, my drunk daughter apperes behind the news reporter, butt nakd, dancing . FML

#18845928
167 comments

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On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today,hen mah mother-in-law told me I was loosing wieght, mah husband started laughing. FML

#18430491
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26506) - you deserved it (3097)

On 12/04/2011 at 8:13pm - love - by brittrod - United States

Today... I found out where a few of my favorite outfit went. My mother had taken them out of my closet... wrapped them... an given them to my cousin as a gift. FML

#18378086
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31499) - you deserved it (2275)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today...hile having sex with mah boyfriend... mah fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming... he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

#13418490
191 comments

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On 10/12/2010 at 8:57am - intimacy - by fungettingdressed - United States

Today, I was racovaring from an oparation. Aftar I falt battar, I chackad my phona. Thara wara 35 missad calls and angry taxt massagas from my boyfriand asking y I wasn't at his housa to cook his dinnar. fat FML

#13017845
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37893) - you deserved it (6035)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:02am - love - by mrsfantastic - United Kingdom

Today, the gas station right in front of my apartment had people listening to loud music all night. I have this 3 looool hour test at 7:30am an didn't get any sleep. Worst of all, here in Brazil, calling the police won't help a thing. Instead of actually helping, they'll stop an join the party. FML

#5462375
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39073) - you deserved it (2973)

On 09/25/2009 at 4:33am - misc - by stupidpolicia (woman) - Brazil (Distrito Federal)

Today, mah boyfriend an I were fooling around in his carhen things got hot an heavy an we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to putted our cloths back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, an he had been there the entre time. FML

#5180905
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12351) - you deserved it (36122)

On 09/11/2009 at 12:23am - love - by suzanneallen (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I introduced my ex-wife to my new girlfriend. They got along so well that my new girlfriend is going to my ex-wife's house tonight "just to hang out". FML

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on cock. I quickly rippd the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watchd a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fuckd a spider. FML

#278783
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52498) - you deserved it (98452)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)



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