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  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 May 1990 (25 years)
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Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55814) - you deserved it (8204)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37187) - you deserved it (10498)

On 08/18/2010 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by XxMe123xx - Sent from mobile version

Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML


I agree, your life sucks (44175) - you deserved it (3088)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:51pm - animals - by Catscratch (man) - United States (California)

Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML


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On 07/18/2009 at 5:35pm - misc - by overachiever - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML


I agree, your life sucks (51926) - you deserved it (8356)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML


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On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

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