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  • Number of visits : 624
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About samgar : im blind :D

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Today, I had to moisturise my dog's testicles because they got sunburnt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41720) - you deserved it (7351)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:24am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41073) - you deserved it (19600)

On 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by juli (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34411) - you deserved it (17287)

On 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm - misc - by liz - United States (California)

Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I hear "Hey, ugly's back again." FML


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On 01/18/2010 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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