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Today... I was out wit my boyfriend... wen e started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring... proposed to me rigt tere in front of a crowd... and ten was promptly denied a payment plan. We left witout a ring. FML
Today, I gave up trying to make any friends at my job as a frefighter. I'm the lone female, an am the subject of gossip with the older men. Anyone I try to befriend ends up hitting on me, while others won't even talk to me because there wives r jealous. FML
Today, I watched my daughter squealing with delight in front of a video game. Beating a boss? Slaying an adversary? Completing a quest? Not at all. She was chasing birds, making them fly away, then starting all over again as soon as they landed. She's 19. FML
Today, My Mom Left The House In The Morning, Leaving Me Alone. I Called And I Got No Answer. Hours Later, She Finally Answer One Of My Calls And Tells Me That She'd Been In An AA Meeting All This Time. Happy, I Tell Her To Come Home. She Cummed Home Drunk. FML
Today , I presentd my child with the classic "Who came first , the chicken or the egg?" conundrum. In return , I got a detaild lecture on how birds evolvd from dinosaurs , how life was creatd in the sea and an explanation about evolution. I got schoold by a 9 year old. FML
Today, mah girlfriend informed me that our relationship is an open one. This was only after I was told that when she was ( stuck in traffic ) two days ago, she was actually playing the triple-X version of Twister in mah ( best friend's ) bed. FML
Yesterday, I was offerd a job that pays far more than I expectd, bieng a high school senior. My parents decidd they aren't letting me take the job, saying I should enjoy my childhood. They're also not paying for my college,hich ishy I was looking for work looool in the frst place. FML
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