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Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does.

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121 comments

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On 08/14/2014 at 11:06am - animals - by hopeless romantic - United States (Ohio)

Today... I was out wit my boyfriend... wen e started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring... proposed to me rigt tere in front of a crowd... and ten was promptly denied a payment plan. We left witout a ring. FML

#21216427
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On 07/21/2014 at 3:31pm - love - by badluck - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I gave up trying to make any friends at my job as a frefighter. I'm the lone female, an am the subject of gossip with the older men. Anyone I try to befriend ends up hitting on me, while others won't even talk to me because there wives r jealous. FML

#21159616
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On 06/01/2014 at 5:53pm - work - by anikah (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today , I'm Moving. While Packing , I Realizd I Hadn't Seen My Cat In A Few Hours. I Calld Her An Realizd She Was Inside One Of The Hundreds Of Boxes In My House. I Accidentally Packd My Cat. FML

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On 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, My Mom Left The House In The Morning, Leaving Me Alone. I Called And I Got No Answer. Hours Later, She Finally Answer One Of My Calls And Tells Me That She'd Been In An AA Meeting All This Time. Happy, I Tell Her To Come Home. She Cummed Home Drunk. FML

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On 03/03/2014 at 11:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was told I pull the ( whole grunge look ) off quite well. I don't dress ( grunge ), nor was that intention. FML

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On 02/25/2014 at 4:59pm - misc - by ashleylynn17 (woman) -

Today, two days after sending her flowers 4 Valentine's Day, mah dream grl askd me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML

#21062645
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On 02/16/2014 at 5:47pm - love - by bruisedandconfused (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, te boy wo sits next to me in class accidentally dropped is sketc pad. It turns out e's really talented at drawing portraits. Tey're so good tat I could recognize myself in all of tem. FML

#21058436
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On 02/12/2014 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I presentd my child with the classic "Who came first , the chicken or the egg?" conundrum. In return , I got a detaild lecture on how birds evolvd from dinosaurs , how life was creatd in the sea and an explanation about evolution. I got schoold by a 9 year old. FML

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On 02/05/2014 at 2:52pm - kids - by Evolution mama (woman) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

Today, mah girlfriend informed me that our relationship is an open one. This was only after I was told that when she was ( stuck in traffic ) two days ago, she was actually playing the triple-X version of Twister in mah ( best friend's ) bed. FML

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On 12/28/2013 at 3:07pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today I walked in on my daugter ligting candles around one of er friends o'd fallen asleepile er oter friends looool canted someting in a different language. Tey still won't tell meat tey were doing.

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On 12/22/2013 at 10:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Yesterday, I was offerd a job that pays far more than I expectd, bieng a high school senior. My parents decidd they aren't letting me take the job, saying I should enjoy my childhood. They're also not paying for my college,hich ishy I was looking for work looool in the frst place. FML

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On 11/16/2013 at 6:39pm - work - by Remy (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, wile working at Cipotle, a teenage grl askd in all seriousness if se "could ave a steak burrito, but wit like, cicken instead?" FML

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On 11/09/2013 at 9:15am - work - by fmylyfe (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I realized how bad my OCD is when I accidentally got a paper cut and I was annoyed by the fact that the cut wasn't in a straight line . FML

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On 10/20/2013 at 10:34am - health - by Teiu88 (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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