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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 October 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 162
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About samaraperez : Hi my name is Samara Michelle Perez. Some people call me Sam or Samie. im 16 years old. i live life to the fullest. im a strong believer in YOLO... find me on facebook my profile pic is tha same so blow up my notificationz and like it up.fb name: samara michelle or kik me

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Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML


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