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  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 April 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 12764
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML

#20905964
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39853) - you deserved it (3501)

On 10/03/2013 at 1:39pm - work - by blargh - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, my mom called me a "heartless bitch" for eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a woman who, just last week, faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML

#20511194
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33715) - you deserved it (2083)

On 02/17/2013 at 7:24pm - misc - by DontGetSlapped - United States (Arkansas)

Today, the gas company came to connect our stove for free. While here, they broke our hot water heater, shut it off, and issued us a hazard notice. We can fix it, but they won't be able to come back for another two weeks to turn the gas back on. We don't have any hot water until then. FML

#20072391
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19355) - you deserved it (1401)

On 09/15/2012 at 12:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from my manager saying that I won't need to work this weekend. Too bad I already cancelled a family vacation because he threatened to fire me if I didn't work this weekend. FML

#19998359
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23567) - you deserved it (1356)

On 08/02/2012 at 12:22pm - work - by Pizzaguy (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

#19502060
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20924) - you deserved it (2610)

On 04/20/2012 at 5:48pm - misc - by apparentlyawomanbeater (man) - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today, I spent hours baking an apple pie to impress my future mother-in-law. I was especially proud of the fact I'd made the crust and filling myself. When I served it to her, she picked off the crust and, between mouthfuls, bitched that it was nothing like canned pie filling. FML

#19501671
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22994) - you deserved it (1698)

On 04/20/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by ohgodwhy (woman) - United States

Today, I was pumping gas, when my daughter called me. After I hung up, I put my phone on the car roof while I grabbed my bag. I completely forgot about it and only realized when it shot off the roof as I braked at a traffic light. FML

#19501133
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7604) - you deserved it (20629)

On 04/20/2012 at 1:58pm - misc - by Katelyn - United States (California)

Today, I had a conversation about how Victoria Beckham ate fruit salad for her birthday, as if it was an important subject. FML

#19495086
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6521) - you deserved it (20512)

On 04/19/2012 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I traveled by plane for the first time. Once in the air, I was absolutely terrorized by the whole experience. Luckily, they had free booze on board, so I necked some to steady my nerves. Unfortunately, the vodka mixed with air turbulence made me spurt some vomit into my lap. FML

#19494854
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8170) - you deserved it (20340)

On 04/19/2012 at 8:37am - health - by Burp (woman) - United States

Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML

#19490563
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19132) - you deserved it (3584)

On 04/18/2012 at 4:18pm - health - by 352 - United States

Today, it's been exactly two years since I got my last raise. And the amount I got still allows me the luxury of being able to afford a Snickers bar every month. FML

#19488573
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18453) - you deserved it (1998)

On 04/18/2012 at 3:49am - work - by Disgruntled (man) - United States (New York)

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

#19472127
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7834) - you deserved it (28340)

On 04/15/2012 at 11:29am - misc - by Salvation711 - United States

Today, despite the fact that I'm really sick, my mom insisted that I come home and help babysit my cousins this weekend. When I got there, everyone else took off to do "errands," leaving me with three hyperactive, howler monkey-like children to deal with. FML

#19467974
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20864) - you deserved it (2363)

On 04/14/2012 at 6:19pm - kids - by Rory - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML



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