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samanthadude

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 July 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5071
  • Number of comments : 251
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About samanthadude : My name is Samantha, but call me Sam or Sammie. I don't get on here as much anymore because my "social life" and college are draining me. ):

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Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML

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64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13549) - you deserved it (22981)

On 10/12/2009 at 9:44pm - animals - by catgirl911 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

#5645915
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19527) - you deserved it (44929)

On 10/04/2009 at 5:40pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
531 comments

I agree, your life sucks (250957) - you deserved it (32432)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

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88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11337) - you deserved it (69533)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)



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