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  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 September 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1550
  • Number of comments : 165
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About samadams42 : Send me a message if u wanna know more about me... My name is indeed sam adams

Gamettag: tropikewl69 just tell me ur from FML

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Today, I found a video of a school play I starred in years ago. I was ecstatic, because it's really the only memento of my childhood I have left. Unfortunately, it started with my grandpa groaning, "Ahh shit," and degenerated into him muttering over the audio about "those fucking commies." FML

#19699093
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17950) - you deserved it (1626)

On 05/29/2012 at 1:58pm - misc - by joanne (woman) - United States

Today, my mom said she wanted me to get laser eye surgery before she did, "Just in case it isn't safe." FML

#16158783
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33695) - you deserved it (2646)

On 05/13/2011 at 3:18pm - health - by samadams42 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I worked 12 long hours cooped up in my office. Before leaving, my boss asked me whether I'll ever take my job seriously. FML

#16129629
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30230) - you deserved it (2985)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:51pm - work - by jamalinho (man) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
249 comments

Today, I had my first job interview for eight months. My interviewer noticeably yawned during my reply to the first question. FML

#15975496
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23518) - you deserved it (4346)

On 04/29/2011 at 7:36am - work - by Kebabjoon (man) - Spain

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44295) - you deserved it (4759)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML

#15949821
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36834) - you deserved it (4826)

On 04/27/2011 at 3:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my landlord informed me that after 8 months, we are finally getting cable and internet in our house. I move out tomorrow. FML

#15948850
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30373) - you deserved it (3385)

On 04/27/2011 at 1:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I have a new boss. She claims to be a professional Angry Birds player. FML

#15884668
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29743) - you deserved it (4795)

On 04/22/2011 at 10:42am - work - by Username -

Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML

#15858919
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44342) - you deserved it (10282)

On 04/20/2011 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by Andrew - United States

Today, I had an all day volleyball tournament in a town an hour away. My dad left early, not realizing he was my ride home. I'm now stranded in the middle of a rural town with no way home anytime soon. FML

#15811389
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31946) - you deserved it (3576)

On 04/16/2011 at 6:56pm - misc - by Mahomie123 - United States

Today, I had an allergic reaction to cranberry juice. The only reason I was drinking cranberry juice was to help with a bladder infection. Now I'm covered in what looks like a rash and peeing constantly. FML

#15768442
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28617) - you deserved it (2910)

On 04/13/2011 at 9:34am - health - by Arghh (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

#15749213
781 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66705) - you deserved it (14038)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

#15741508
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93441) - you deserved it (4772)

On 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by stolen - United States (Tennessee)

­Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML

#15726248
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25861) - you deserved it (3446)

On 04/10/2011 at 3:32pm - animals - by a man - United States (Tennessee)



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