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About samabomination : I'm Sam and I love to write :) English is my best subject but I try not to be a grammar Nazi. I'm awful at drawing since I tend to get distracted easily.

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Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52967) - you deserved it (9297)

On 04/21/2009 at 6:51am - health - by Chip (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28667) - you deserved it (4911)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by Lars - United States (Pennsylvania)



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