About samabomination : I'm Sam and I love to write :) English is my best subject but I try not to be a grammar Nazi. I'm awful at drawing since I tend to get distracted easily.
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Today, I went to see my favorite band. It was all amazing and great until I decided to go crowd surfing. I was maybe too heavy because people jumped away instead of catching me. I fell right on my tailbone. FML
by lekijkerd / 11/17/2012 at 8:56am / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Health
by Unwanted / 08/02/2012 at 2:50am / United States (California) / Work
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
by 16590 / 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm / Sweden / Transportation
Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML
by Jacquelinez / 05/20/2012 at 2:20pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML
by coleslaw / 02/03/2012 at 12:25am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by scribbles1475 / 12/15/2011 at 12:00am / United States (Colorado) / Love
by Nicole557 / 11/03/2011 at 6:56am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/06/2011 at 5:34pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, my AP teacher once again accused me of plagiarism. Apparently the words "demise," "ultimately," and "rural," are too sophisticated for an 11th grade AP student to use and MUST have been copied from the Internet. FML
by dumbteacher / 05/23/2011 at 10:35am / Miscellaneous
by weezer / 02/21/2011 at 8:07am / United States / Intimacy
by dudezilla / 10/13/2009 at 11:52am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by tor / 07/09/2009 at 10:37pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend was complaining that we don't have "a song". Irritated, I told her that I'd put on the radio, and whatever song was playing was our song from now on. I switched on the radio, and "It's Not Fair" by Lily Allen was playing. Our song is about premature ejaculation. FML
by Anonymous / 04/28/2009 at 4:52pm / United Kingdom (Swindon) / Love
- Today, I went out to dinner with my brother. There was a very attractive man sitting a few tables… Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I… Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to…