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Today, I found out the position I thought I had earned by working hard was only to separate me from my coworkers because I "talked too much". Instead of addressing the issue like adults, I've essentially been put in time-out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35463) - you deserved it (7761)

On 11/27/2013 at 7:25pm - work - by firefromherlips - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55062) - you deserved it (5992)

On 11/27/2013 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by unluckylassy - Ireland

Today, I was visiting a family member at a women's prison. The staff wanted to search me, basically claiming that my breasts looked suspiciously disproportionate, implying I was smuggling something in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43749) - you deserved it (4066)

On 11/27/2013 at 12:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

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