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salvorican

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4233
  • Number of comments : 255
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About salvorican : I hate description boxes.
1. Because I never know what to say about me.
2. I always choose something stupid to say.
3. I'm going to write shit anyway.

My life is literally work, the boyfriend, and my puppy Ryuu.
Ponies are freaking adorable.
Supernatural is love.
Skyrim is life.
Anime is everything.
House MD has changed me forever.
Horror is my obsession.
Pokemon taught me skill.
Video games made me who I am.

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salvorican's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13111) - you deserved it (77018)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML

#17818557
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42951) - you deserved it (4372)

On 09/24/2011 at 3:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found a picture of my military husband kissing another woman. His excuse? It was photoshopped. FML

#17817952
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28509) - you deserved it (2762)

On 09/24/2011 at 1:20am - love - by astocks - United States (New York)

Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

#17814910
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29028) - you deserved it (4470)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML

#17813081
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22095) - you deserved it (1966)

On 09/23/2011 at 12:50pm - misc - by jccwell - United States

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

#17810986
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35186) - you deserved it (7661)

On 09/23/2011 at 2:22am - love - by drastech99 - United States (California)

Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML

#17803687
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13248) - you deserved it (30030)

On 09/22/2011 at 9:55am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML

#17795407
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25402) - you deserved it (2985)

On 09/21/2011 at 12:42pm - love - by srloin (man) - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML

#17794550
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31228) - you deserved it (5478)

On 09/21/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." 60 people liked this, including my boyfriend and best friend. FML

#17787431
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36296) - you deserved it (7518)

On 09/20/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by chloeguest97 - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to tan herself with her regular desk lamp. She won't believe that it wouldn't give her a tan. She's 16 years old. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

#17786213
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29731) - you deserved it (4686)

On 09/20/2011 at 3:24am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate at a restaurant. How did they apologize? By sending me a free basket of bread. FML

#17782998
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28952) - you deserved it (2760)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:21pm - health - by Eli (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my ex, whom I haven't seen in two years, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer. FML

#17782982
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25065) - you deserved it (4446)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:20pm - love - by Tech Savvy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

#17779668
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38440) - you deserved it (3357)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML

#17777844
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23235) - you deserved it (3659)

On 09/19/2011 at 1:09am - work - by Branman2480 - United States (New York)



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