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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5011
  • Number of comments : 255
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About salvorican : I hate description boxes.
1. Because I never know what to say about me.
2. I always choose something stupid to say.
3. I'm going to write shit anyway.

My life is literally work, the boyfriend, and my puppy Ryuu.
Ponies are freaking adorable.
Supernatural is love.
Skyrim is life.
Anime is everything.
House MD has changed me forever.
Horror is my obsession.
Pokemon taught me skill.
Video games made me who I am.

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salvorican's favorite FMLs

Today , My Boss Stopped Mid-walk During A Conversation About The Humidity In Our Office , After I Told Him I Didn't Like The Air Conditioner On , Because I'd Rather Not Be Cold An Wet , An That I Liked It Warm An Sticky . I Knew Then He Was No Longer Thinking About The AC . FML

#17498648
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11839) - you deserved it (32845)

On 08/17/2011 at 9:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day grlfriend got a necklace from one of her guy friends. She loves it. It's a heart shaped necklace. She doesn't see a problem. FML

#17496847
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39144) - you deserved it (6189)

On 08/17/2011 at 2:19am - love - by CashChamp20 - United States

Today, I heard that a boy in class had written a song about me. Intrigud, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filld eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years.

#17488999
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14948) - you deserved it (50078)

On 08/16/2011 at 9:20am - love - by worried (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today... two Jehovah's looool Witnesse rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied... ( Basic reasoning? ) A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits u in the eye. FML

#17468167
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36149) - you deserved it (9862)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY , NO MATTER HOW MUCH I BEGGD , MAH FRIEND WHO'D LOCKD HIMSELF AWAY WITH MAH IPHONE WOULDN'T STOP TAKING PICS OF HIS PENIS AND FORWARDING THEM TO MAH BOSS. FML

#17438897
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48547) - you deserved it (5054)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at mah regular coffee shop an politely asked the her fir her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line an left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

#17431204
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35198) - you deserved it (5224)

On 08/10/2011 at 5:10pm - love - by 6u174r_d00d - United States

Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

#17420241
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36846) - you deserved it (7616)

On 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today , I was walking to get ice-cream with boyfriend!! When we were ordering our cone , the girl who was scooping it said to boyfriend , "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with sister-in-law the other night." FML

#17417744
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49528) - you deserved it (4624)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:08pm - love - by the2girls - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 dad takes a monumental dump in bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML

#17394745
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21861) - you deserved it (3034)

On 08/07/2011 at 4:08am - misc - by fugachumi - United States (Texas)

YESTERDAY, I FOUND THAT THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN COMING HOME TO A SNAKE SLITHERING ACROSS YOUR KITCHEN FLOOR. EXCEPT WHEN IT DISAPPERES INTO YOUR CABINETS. FML

#17391644
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27395) - you deserved it (3012)

On 08/06/2011 at 10:49pm - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Colorado)

today mom picked up dog from the groomers. I cummed home to fine a small female terrier on our couch. My dog is a full grown male maltese. What's worse is that it took me a full 20 minutes to convince mom that she had picked up the wrong dog. FML

#17384739
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27412) - you deserved it (2530)

On 08/06/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

today mom picked up dog from the groomers. I cummed home to fine a small female terrier on our couch. My dog is a full grown male maltese. What's worse is that it took me a full 20 minutes to convince mom that she had picked up the wrong dog. FML

#17384739
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27412) - you deserved it (2530)

On 08/06/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today I went to pick up some of my cloths from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML

#17384017
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31883) - you deserved it (2790)

On 08/06/2011 at 1:41am - love - by ashlyn - United States (Michigan)

Today, Mah Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of A Bad Haircut . She Was The Oneho Cut Mah Hair . FML

#17383595
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34063) - you deserved it (3671)

On 08/06/2011 at 12:58am - love - by meach - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I got a complaint from nieghbor about a little girl staring at her through guest bedroom window for the past month . I live alone . And now I'm scared to live in looool own house . mega FML

#17349963
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53443) - you deserved it (3282)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)



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