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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4750
  • Number of comments : 255
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About salvorican : I hate description boxes.
1. Because I never know what to say about me.
2. I always choose something stupid to say.
3. I'm going to write shit anyway.

My life is literally work, the boyfriend, and my puppy Ryuu.
Ponies are freaking adorable.
Supernatural is love.
Skyrim is life.
Anime is everything.
House MD has changed me forever.
Horror is my obsession.
Pokemon taught me skill.
Video games made me who I am.

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Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27731) - you deserved it (5448)

On 09/14/2011 at 2:21pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41677) - you deserved it (6231)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by ohmaigawd (woman) - Argentina

Today, my parents came to my house for my birthday. My mom backed her car into my motorcycle, knocking it over. She said because it was my birthday I could pay for the damages to her car later. FML

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (28150) - you deserved it (11506)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, after being cut out of the car, on the way to hospital in the ambulance, we were involved in another accident. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34105) - you deserved it (1986)

On 09/13/2011 at 1:07pm - health - by skitzobiatch69 - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was talking to my ex. After pouring my heart out to her, saying we were meant for each other, she looked at me and said, "Don't bother, I've already slept with your brother." FML


I agree, your life sucks (37860) - you deserved it (4769)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by MTJY - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39448) - you deserved it (7111)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22058) - you deserved it (245160)

On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35143) - you deserved it (6150) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her despite my sprained ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashed her chili sauce filled hotdog across my face and kicked me in the groin, accusing me of stealing her wallet. I was kept at the police station for 3 hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35086) - you deserved it (2488)

On 09/06/2011 at 3:40pm - misc - by fmlsrslyahhh - Singapore

Today, I checked the camera I set up to find out who has been stealing my prescription painkillers: my wife, my daughter or my son. Turns out they all are. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28857) - you deserved it (2674)

On 09/05/2011 at 5:37pm - health - by oxymorons - United States (Arizona)

Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38686) - you deserved it (2784)

On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27445) - you deserved it (11193)

On 09/04/2011 at 9:27pm - love - by ddll (man) - Singapore

Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27175) - you deserved it (2382)

On 09/04/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by ohaifml - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41267) - you deserved it (2115)

On 09/04/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Pool-less - United States (Missouri)

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