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salsalover_12
  • Town/Country : el cerrito, United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 December 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 868
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About salsalover_12 : well honestly speaking i like hanging out with my friends but i also like philosophy and studying psychology i rlly like being apart of speech teams and signing and partying but i mainly like playing video games alot im pretty weird and obnoxious i try to be quiet so i wont annoy people but i always manage to say something stupid wich is weird because im rlly smart at least thats what i hear :/

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Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raised this dumbass. FML

#17302566
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23345) - you deserved it (12861)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9678) - you deserved it (41816)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31303) - you deserved it (4492)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

#16644081
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9346) - you deserved it (33900)

On 06/13/2011 at 12:37pm - misc - by failure461 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

#16644081
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9346) - you deserved it (33900)

On 06/13/2011 at 12:37pm - misc - by failure461 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
438 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35540) - you deserved it (9881)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

#15803109
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9561) - you deserved it (70895)

On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

#13999820
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29465) - you deserved it (5390)

On 11/27/2010 at 2:12pm - love - by ahhhboys (woman) - Romania

Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML

#13991584
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26138) - you deserved it (2726)

On 11/26/2010 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year old guy. FML

#6763164
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6475) - you deserved it (26472)

On 12/15/2009 at 10:06am - misc - by wjones (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing Farmville all day, and I was really into the game. I was getting phone calls all day, but I kept ignoring them cause I was making so much Farm Money. Come to find out it was my son's school. He fell off the jungle gym and broke his arm. FML

#5970435
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6393) - you deserved it (115469)

On 10/24/2009 at 3:25am - kids - by stewhart (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I decided to see if electric dog collars work on human necks. They do. FML

#5769209
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5835) - you deserved it (97908)

On 10/11/2009 at 12:40am - health - by zappy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor... who is a cop. FML

#4330771
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17803) - you deserved it (103269)

On 08/06/2009 at 8:27am - misc - by Cowan - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, I went through the drive through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response I start frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, the woman comes out to my car and says, "Please pull up to the speaker." I yelled at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

#3019033
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9216) - you deserved it (87765)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

#2804463
815 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27062) - you deserved it (278743)

On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)



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