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sallee23444

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sallee23444

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  • Number of visits : 597
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About sallee23444 : I love this site so much..read it all day everyday..and I Lovvvve Nickelback!!!!

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sallee23444's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML

#21243162
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37277) - you deserved it (5763)

On 08/22/2014 at 2:04pm - misc - by lonely loser (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML

#21200981
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44294) - you deserved it (4991)

On 07/06/2014 at 9:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I have exactly 204 snowflakes saved onto my computer, all of which I made on this snowflake-making website. This is what my life has come to. FML

#21076482
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32924) - you deserved it (8952)

On 03/03/2014 at 12:18am - misc - by ealovan - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was at the DMV getting temporary tags for my new car. While waiting in line, a huge fat lady behind me felt the need to run her finger down the scar on the back of my neck. FML

#13033925
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34038) - you deserved it (2747)

On 09/13/2010 at 11:14am - misc - by dmvsucks (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, after failing my Ls twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mums car into an old ladys fence and ended up in her backyard. FML

#5163445
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6815) - you deserved it (33106)

On 09/10/2009 at 2:19am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

#3705241
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8629) - you deserved it (80216)

On 07/13/2009 at 12:28am - love - by Terry (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while working on a carpentry project with my friend at 2am, and enjoying some beers, I cut my hand and realized I needed medical attention. Neither of us being in driving shape, I knocked on my parents bedroom door to request a ride. I was told I had to wait for them to "finish." FML



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