About salamander461 : A sleepy doctor, but not a sleep doctor. This app keeps me entertained when my cat falls asleep on my lap and is too cute to make me want to disturb him by moving.
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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…
- Today, at my shop my nephew proudly told me he had just sold thousands of pounds of merchandise. I… Today, I was watching horror stories alone in my room. It got to the climax of the story and my cat… Today, I walked into a restaurant and caught my Dad having lunch with his other daughter. Not only…