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Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

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Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

#18974809
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28865) - you deserved it (2112)

On 02/02/2012 at 5:28am - money - by carssuck - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

#18974809
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28865) - you deserved it (2112)

On 02/02/2012 at 5:28am - money - by carssuck - United States

Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML

#18973351
164 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

#18968605
160 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by manhandled - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

#18968605
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33138) - you deserved it (3491)

On 02/01/2012 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by manhandled - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

#18968605
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33138) - you deserved it (3491)

On 02/01/2012 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by manhandled - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML

#18968105
130 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 11:11am - work - by ABBenzin (man) - United States

Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML

#18966700
161 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 3:19am - intimacy - by crybaby - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML

#18966700
161 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 3:19am - intimacy - by crybaby - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I caught my pregnant wife smoking. This is after I quit over a month ago to show her my support and be a good influence on our child. FML

#18963404
155 comments

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On 01/31/2012 at 7:59pm - health - by MCMB33 (man) - United States

Today, I caught my pregnant wife smoking. This is after I quit over a month ago to show her my support and be a good influence on our child. FML

#18963404
155 comments

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On 01/31/2012 at 7:59pm - health - by MCMB33 (man) - United States

Today, I had a quicky with my boyfriend, because his dad was about to pick him up. Afterwards, I texted: "Nice to meet your dad, hope we didn't look too heated." A few minutes later, he replied: "Great timing, he was holding my phone." FML

#18961404
154 comments

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On 01/31/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by B - Netherlands

Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML

#18961286
74 comments

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On 01/31/2012 at 3:17pm - health - by louie (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

#18959859
168 comments

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On 01/31/2012 at 9:41am - love - by Random (woman) - United States



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