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Today, at work, I stopped in my boss/boyfriend's office to find him getting intimate with a girl. He then tells me that he is cheating on me, that he is dumping me, and that I am fired. Oh, and he is keeping the cat. FML


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On 08/22/2010 at 2:28am - work - by jemstuff (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my best friend who I've known since high school is getting married. I'm supposed to give a toast during the reception about how great the bride and groom are. I've been sleeping with the groom for the past 7 months. FML


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On 08/03/2010 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Emily (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML


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On 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings and heels. When I walked out the door my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriends house I told him what my dad had said and he replied "I'd have to agree with him." FML


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On 07/22/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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