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Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52660) - you deserved it (7603)

On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

#12837057 (311)

I agree, your life sucks (24180) - you deserved it (5702)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my grandmother died. No one called me to let me know she passed. I found out because people kept writing RIP on her Facebook wall. My siblings and I weren't even mentioned in her obituary with the other grandchildren, but they did remember to mention her dog. FML

#12802001 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (22527) - you deserved it (1341)

On 08/29/2010 at 7:29am - animals - by katta2009 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, was my uncle's funeral. He was cremated, and his wish was to have his ashes spread into the sea. As we were waiting for the waves to come and take him away, a group of seagulls came by picking at all his ashes. I guess he tasted good. FML

#12782393 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (21343) - you deserved it (1980)

On 08/28/2010 at 2:07am - misc - by SeagullsShouldDie - United States

Today, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML

#12740190 (265)

I agree, your life sucks (10678) - you deserved it (44478)

On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over breakfast. In the afternoon I got to smile at him prettily for hours because he was the photographer in a session neither of us could get out of. FML

#12677890 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (22220) - you deserved it (1872)

On 08/22/2010 at 3:24am - love - by lee (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML

#12621906 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (10315) - you deserved it (16759)

On 08/19/2010 at 7:25am - misc - by FreeToFly3733 - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I discovered a bat in my new apartment. I found him in my shoe... with my foot. FML

#12583063 (189)

I agree, your life sucks (25378) - you deserved it (2265)

On 08/17/2010 at 1:09pm - misc - by Bruce (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

#12536404 (250)

I agree, your life sucks (26406) - you deserved it (3549)

On 08/15/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, I found out I won't be able to go to college. Why? My sister's horse needs surgery. FML

#12530276 (295)

I agree, your life sucks (35806) - you deserved it (3106)

On 08/15/2010 at 12:12am - animals - by goodbye-college (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

#12528127 (270)

I agree, your life sucks (27091) - you deserved it (2635)

On 08/14/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by carless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML

#12524990 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (27823) - you deserved it (1659)

On 08/14/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by incestastic - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

#12109391 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (25610) - you deserved it (2164)

On 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm - work - by anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband left for a two-week trip. Last night he gave the dog a treat of steak fat and gristle. My treat? I am on bed rest with my pregnancy and helpless to stop the rancid dog farts that are silent and smell like a burning septic tank exploded. FML

#12061995 (232)

I agree, your life sucks (25436) - you deserved it (2715)

On 07/23/2010 at 9:18am - animals - by areyouserious (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Today, I found out my boyfriend thinks I'm too high maintenance because I have a chronic illness which requires frequent hospitalization. FML

#9059310 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (21317) - you deserved it (1950)

On 03/13/2010 at 10:17pm - health - by bobby - Australia (New South Wales)